• teacher: just do your homework
  • doctor: just eat healthy
  • mum: just clean your room
  • opposite sex: just look gorgeous
  • friends: just be socially active
  • life: just be perfect
  • me: it's not that fucking easy dude

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

i went alone and got stuck in the toilet

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m4nduh:

bo0-y0u-whore:

no one.

none. everyone is fake.

m4nduh:

bo0-y0u-whore:

no one.

none. everyone is fake.

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